Wyatt: Check it out! It's our 2½-month anniversary today. (He shows off a bracelet to the gang.) Jen:(impressed) Aw, Wyatt! Caitlin: That's so sweet! Jonesy: 2½-month anniversary? What is that? Jude: You gotta get a girl a present for a half-a-month? Wyatt: No, you don't have to...I just...I don't know, wanted to!
Caitlin: And I thought my hat was ugly. Jonesy: I heard that!
Serena:(walking up to the lemon) What are you doing? Jonesy: Stuffing our faces! Wyatt: It was a dare. Jude:(smiling mischievously) Nothing...
Caitlin: Jen? What are you doing in my dress? Nikki:(sarcastically) Good plan! Jen: Nothing! What are you doing here? Caitlin: I decided I really wanted the dress, so I returned my new shoes. Kristen: Too late! She's buying it! (Caitlin gasps, then glares at Jen.) Jen: Okay, calm down. It's not really your dress, Caitlin. Caitlin:(angry) I AM CALM! And yes it is, DRESS STEALER! (The Clones gasp.) Jen: I don't see your name on it. Caitlin: But I saw it first! That's like, totally against girl rules! Jen: The "I saw it first" rule doesn't count if you can't buy it! Right, Nikki? Nikki: Oh no, I'm not getting dragged into this! I'm going for lunch!
Nikki:(teasing Wyatt) Awww, lovebirds exchanging poems over their phones now? Jonesy: Let me guess! It says, "I wuv you, my wittle Wyattkins!" Jude: No, "Ba-ba wa-wa, Schmoopie-woopie!" Wyatt:(puzzled) I don't get it. I think she just...dumped me! On a text message! Jude: No way! Nikki: She broke up with you on a text message? What was she thinking? Even I'd never do that! Jude: That's harshing my mellow, dude! Jonesy:(reading the text) "It's not you, it's me?" Yeah, right! Hate to break it to you dude, but it's definitely you!