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'''The Khaki Girl''' is the 16th episode of 6teen. The episode aired in Canada on April 10, 2005 on Teletoon and on July 9, 2009 on Cartoon Network.
 
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'''The Khaki Girl''' is the 16th episode of ''[[6teen]]''. It aired in Canada on April 10, 2005, on Teletoon, and in the United States on July 9, 2009, on Cartoon Network.
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[[Caitlin Cooke|Caitlin]] learns about a competition to be the next "Khaki Girl" and happily enters, but soon runs into an obstacle: [[Tricia Holmes|Tricia]]. [[Jude Lizowski|Jude]] gets [[Jude-Starr Relationship|a date]] with [[Starr]]. [[Jonesy Garcia|Jonesy]] gets a job as a vendor of Roast Burkey Chunklets.
   
 
==Plot==
 
==Plot==
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===Main Plot===
At the Galleria fountain, [[Jude Lizowski|Jude]] watches and laughs as [[Stanley]] the brat falls into the fountain pool while trying to fish out a coin when he sees [[Starr]], the cashier from Vegan Island (a food court eatery), also laughing at Stanley's misfortune. The smitten Jude and Starr meet up, and they discover their common love of "fountain diving" and reminisce about the first time they met, outside the Things That Beep store. Starr asks Jude if he wants to be her boyfriend and he eagerly accepts, and they make a date to catch a surfing movie at the Gigantoplex. [[Jonesy Garcia|Jonesy]] lands a job selling a half-beef, half-turkey snack food called "Roast Burkey Chunklets" at the food court and scores a sucess with patrons (including Jude, [[Jen Masterson|Jen]], [[Nikki Wong|Nikki]], [[Wyatt Williams|Wyatt]] and [[Coach Halder]]) clamoring to try the new food item. Jonesy then asks Jude the Chunklets stock could be stored in the freezer inside the Stick It's storage area, then reminds him to make sure to set the freezer to maximum to keep the Chunklets fresh. After getting advice from Jonesy on what to do on his date with Starr, Jude agrees, but as he's about to plug in the freezer, Starr comes by to pick him up for their movie date and he drops everything and forgets about the plug - which later proves disastrous.
 
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[[Caitlin Cooke|Caitlin]] is at work when Tricia comes up to her with a guy in tow. There, Tricia proceeds to humiliate Caitlin thoroughly, and when Tricia finally leaves, Caitlin angrily shuts down the Big Squeeze so that she can talk out her problems with a friend. Her first choice is Jen, but Jen decides that Caitlin's problems could be more thoroughly addressed with input from [[Nikki Wong|Nikki]], so they head over to the Khaki Barn. There, they find out that the Khaki Barn is having a competition to find the next Khaki Girl: a real girl whom the Khaki Barn selects to be on their posters and advertise for them. To make things even better, when the man who has come to the store to run the competition spots Caitlin, he immediately declares that he loves her style and has Caitlin sign up.
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Caitlin gladly does so, and when [[Tricia Holmes|Tricia]] enters the store Jen can't help but brag about how Caitlin will be the next Khaki Girl. Of course, Tricia can't stand the possibility that Caitlin might have an advantage over her in any facet of life, so she signs up as well. Caitlin is upset about this, but cannot do anything about it, and when competition time rolls around she and Tricia end up being the two finalists after Tom eliminates [[The Clones|Kristen and Kirsten]]. Caitlin is not happy about this turn of events, and she suggests that Tricia is not as good as she is at shopping. This accusation wounds Tricia, and when Caitlin challenges Tricia to a shop-off, she readily agrees.
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Tom is on board as well, and decides to make the shop-off the deciding factor in choosing the next Khaki Girl. [[Jen Masterson|Jen]] knows that Tricia is a good shopper, though, and decides to enter Caitlin into training. As a result, she refuses to let Caitlin have Roast Burkey Chunklets from Jonesy under the reasoning that the Chunklets are junk food and soon sets Caitlin to work at honing her shopping skills inside the Penalty Box. When Caitlin's training is complete, she heads over to the [[The Khaki Barn|Khaki Barn]] with her female friends to engage Tricia in competition.
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In the competition, both Tricia and Caitlin prove themselves to be very good shoppers. However, there can be only one, and when Caitlin flawlessly pulls off a perfect combination of texting and shopping, she looks like she's won the position of Khaki Girl. Of course, Tricia won't stand for this, and when she spots her water bottle on the catwalk she gets an idea. Tricia "accidentally" knocks over the bottle, spilling water in Caitlin's path and causing Caitlin to slip and fall. This disqualifies Caitlin and gives Tricia the position of Khaki Girl on a technicality.
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However, soon food poisoning sets in for everyone who has had Roast Burkey Chunklets, and Tricia ends up puking all over Tom. The only person who doesn't puke is Caitlin, due to not having been allowed to try the meat, and she ends up being given the position of Khaki Girl by Tom due to his disgust with Tricia. This means that not only does Caitlin get to have her picture put up in the Khaki Barn changing rooms, Tricia is also forced to wear the lemon hat around the mall due to losing out to Caitlin.
   
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===Sub-Plot One: Jude's First Date===
[[Khaki Barn]] announces its annual Khaki Girl contest, where the winner will receive a $500 shopping spree and have her photos put up at the store. Caitlin, with encouragement from Jen, immediately and eagerly signs up, but her ex-friend Tricia overhears the announcement and signs up moments later, merely to spite [[Caitlin Cooke|Caitlin]] and as an attempt to show her up (which [[Tricia Holmes|Tricia]] admits to after Nikki calls her on it). Jen then puts Caitlin into training for the contest and disallows her from eating any junk food, including the Chunklets (which ends up inadvertently saving Caitlin later on). As a side bet to the contest, Caitlin adds that if she wins, Tricia has to wear the Big Squeeze lemon hat (which she had mean-spiritedly teased Caitlin about earlier) for a full business day at the mall, and Tricia counters with her own stipulation - if she wins, Caitlin has to make free drinks for her for one year, with a smile.
 
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[[Jude Lizowski|Jude]] is sitting by the fountain, laughing at Stanley (who fell in while reaching for a coin), when he notices a pretty redhead laughing as well. Interested, he goes over to chat with her, and she suggests that they see a movie together. Jude happily agrees, and soon he is seated by the Big Squeeze, chatting up a standee to get his confidence up for his first day. [[Jonesy Garcia|Jonesy]] comes by at this point, and when he hears of Jude's problem–that Jude has never kissed a girl–he first laughs and then begins to give Jude advice about how to properly kiss.
   
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Jonesy continues to do this while working at his newest job, where he's enlisted Jude's help by getting Jude to let him use the freezer at [[Stick It]] for storing meat. As he and Jude move the meat into the freezer, Jonesy gives Jude advice about how to not only give a kiss but recognize when a girl wants a kiss. While doing this, though, Jonesy demonstrates using his own face to show what a girl will do and receives an unexpected kiss from Jude, who thought he was reading the signs. When this happens, Jonesy makes an excuse to leave, and Jude is about to plug the freezer in when [[Starr]] comes by.
During the contest itself, Nikki (who is now wearing a turtleneck sweater and a thick hoodie indoors after coming down with severe chills) and Jen are there to support Caitlin against Tricia while Tom, the Khaki Barn's effeminate district manager, announces the rules and points out that any slip-up by either contestant would result in her disqualification. Caitlin outdoes Tricia at every event in the contest, and realizing that she's about to lose, Tricia decides to cheat by spilling some bottled water on the catwalk during the final event, causing Caitlin to slip and fall. Jen and Nikki catch Tricia committing the infraction, but Tom does not, and he disqualifies Caitlin and declares Tricia the winner. Jen attempts to protest Tricia's unfair win, but she suddenly comes down with stomach cramps before she can do so and she has to head for the mall washrooms.
 
   
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Starr's arrival distracts Jude from his task, and he never does plug in the freezer. However, he and Starr have a good time sitting and chatting at Stick It, and this gives him confidence that they might hit it off on their movie date. His confidence is further bolstered when Jonesy hands him some chick flicks to help him learn what girls like and some chunklets to keep him energized.
Jonesy returns to the [[Stick It]] to pick up more Chunklets for sale at his food court kiosk, but he gets hit by a very rank odor the moment he opens the freezer, discovering to his horror that Jude had forgot to plug the freezer in and the Chunklets had become rancid. In the meantime, Tricia is enjoying her contest-winning photo shoot at the Khaki Barn when she suddenly becomes sick and vomits all over Tom as he shoots her pictures, setting off a chain reaction as Tom and every other person in the store also begin puking. Back at the food court, while Jonesy looks for Jude, other people are also coming down sick, with some also throwing up, while long lineups are developing at the washrooms and Nikki, still suffering from chills, has locked herself in the Khaki Barn's elite washroom—it turns out that everyone who had eaten the Chunklets after they'd been left at the Stick It has developed food poisoning.
 
   
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That night, at the [[The Gigantoplex|Gigantoplex]], everything seems to be going smoothly for Jude. He and Starr are having a good time watching the movie, and she's giving him several of the signals that Jonesy warned him about. When she leans in for a kiss, Jude moves to do the same when suddenly his stomach turns and bile fills his mouth. Unfortunately, it's too late to reverse course on the kiss, and Jude ends up puking in his girlfriend's mouth and all over her face.
At the Gigantoplex, Jude and Starr are enjoying their movie and Starr gives subtle hints that she wants to be kissed, but Jude's stomach begins acting up and, as he attempts to kiss Starr, he becomes the latest victim of the Chunklets and pukes in her face, sending Starr running, screaming and covered in vomit, from the theatre. Several areas of The Galleria, including the washroom area and the food court, are then shown closed off for emergency maintenance as vomit spills have to be cleaned up.
 
   
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===Sub-Plot Two: Roast Burkey Chunklets===
When Jen wakes up the next day, she finds a note from Caitlin stuck to the Big Squeeze, telling her there is good news and to come to the Khaki Barn. She goes to the Khaki Barn and finds Tricia in a fetal position on the floor in pain from food poisoning, moaning about how it is not fair. Due to Tricia ruining Tom's shirt, Caitlin was chosen as the new Khaki Girl instead of Tricia.
 
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Jonesy has gotten a new job for a new business in the mall: an outlet that sells a product called Roast Burkey Chunklets. These food items are made of a combination of roast beef and turkey, and are delicious. When Jude allows Jonesy to keep the meat in the freezers at Stick It, Jonesy's life is made much easier, and soon a craze for the chunklets sweeps the mall.
   
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Jude forgot to plug in the freezer, however, and that means that the meat turns rotten. When Jonesy traces the rash of chunklet-related food poisoning back to the freezer, he is exceedingly disappointed, as not only is the entire mall sick but he also did everything else right for his job. Of course, he still gets fired, and [[Ron the Rent-a-Cop|Ron]] threatens him with an investigation for food poisoning.
Jonesy finally catches up to Jude and confronts him about the rancid Chunklets, showing him the freezer plug Jude had forgotten to plug in. Jonesy adds that he got fired from his food court job as a result of the food poisoning scare, but he and Jude manage to smooth things over after they talk about Jude's disastrous date with Starr. Back at the Big Squeeze, Caitlin talks with the gang about her new Khaki Girl status and how it happened, and the friends enjoy a laugh and some karmic justice as they watch a humiliated and angry Tricia, paying the price for cheating in the Khaki Girl contest, stalk around the mall wearing the lemon hat. Caitlin then realizes that Nikki isn't with them, and learns from Wyatt that she had to open the Khaki Barn because the Clones went missing and then they see Kirsten and Chrissy saying they will never speak of the previous night ever again.
 
   
 
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*'''Caitlin:''' ''(whispering)'' You know I work here! Why are you humiliating me in front of Brad?<br />'''Tricia:''' Because it's fun.
 
*'''Caitlin:''' ''(whispering)'' You know I work here! Why are you humiliating me in front of Brad?<br />'''Tricia:''' Because it's fun.
*'''Jen:''' You know that Leafs player, Roonan? He was in here earlier, and I told him he sucked.<br />'''Crusher:''' Boo!<br />'''Jen:''' Well he does! I call three goals in a season pretty sucky!
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*'''Jen:''' You know that Leafs player, Ronan? He was in here earlier, and I told him he sucked.<br />'''Crusher:''' Boo!<br />'''Jen:''' Well he does! I call three goals in a season pretty sucky!
 
*'''Tricia:''' That's not a very nice thing to say. It's true, but it's not very nice.
 
*'''Tricia:''' That's not a very nice thing to say. It's true, but it's not very nice.
 
*'''Wyatt:''' What smells so good over here and where can I get some?
 
*'''Wyatt:''' What smells so good over here and where can I get some?
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*'''Caitlin:''' Why are you ruining this for me?!?<br />'''Tricia:''' Because I can.
 
*'''Caitlin:''' Why are you ruining this for me?!?<br />'''Tricia:''' Because I can.
 
*'''Jonesy:''' ''(handing over some tapes)'' Here. These are for you.<br />'''Jude:''' Are they dirty?
 
*'''Jonesy:''' ''(handing over some tapes)'' Here. These are for you.<br />'''Jude:''' Are they dirty?
*'''Kirsten:''' Nikki.<br />'''Kristen:''' Nikki.<br />'''Nikki:''' Clones.<br />'''Caitlin:''' Mandy.<br />'''Jen:''' Gwen.<br />'''Mandy:''' Jen. Caitlin.<br />'''Gwen:''' Nikki. Caitlin.<br />'''Caitlin:''' Tricia.<br />'''Tricia:''' Caitlin. New loser friends of Caitlin.<br />'''Nikki:''' Oh you stuck up little bi-<br />'''Jonesy:''' OKAY! Who wants some chunklets, huh?<br />
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*'''Kirsten:''' Nikki.<br />'''Kristen:''' Nikki.<br />'''Nikki:''' Clones.<br />'''Caitlin:''' Mandy.<br />'''Jen:''' Gwen.<br />'''Gwen:''' Jen. Caitlin.<br />'''Mandy:''' Nikki. Caitlin.<br />'''Caitlin:''' Tricia.<br />'''Tricia:''' Caitlin. New loser friends of Caitlin.<br />'''Nikki:''' Oh you stuck up little bi-<br />'''Jonesy:''' OKAY! Who wants some chunklets, huh?<br /> 
*'''Starr:''' HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />''(Starr runs through the theater screaming, her face covered in vomit.)''<br />'''Jude:''' Come back! I've never barfed on a girl before! Gimme another chance!
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*'''Starr:''' "HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA<br />AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"<br />''(Starr runs through the theater screaming, her face covered in vomit.)''<br />'''Jude:''' Come back! I've never barfed on a girl before! Gimme another chance!
*''(Tricia walks by wearing the lemon hat.)''<br />'''Jen:''' Hey Tricia, nice hat.
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*'''Jen:''' Hey Tricia, nice hat.
   
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*'''Goof:''' Chrissy's line at the end of the episode is clearly voiced by Lauren Lipson, Kristen's voice actor. It is likely that the line was recorded for Kirsten but the animators made Chrissy say it.
*[[Jonesy]]'s job: seller of Roast Burkey Chunklets, a combination meat product snack<br />Reason for firing: He sold spoiled chunklets due to [[Jude]] forgetting to plug in the meat freezer (when Starr distracts him) in which he stored the meat, resulting all customers vomiting due to severe food poisoning (Ron has told Jonesy that the entire mall is being investigated on this issue).
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*[[List of Jonesy's Jobs|Jonesy's job]]: seller of Roast Burkey Chunklets, a combination meat product snack<br />Reason for firing: He sold spoiled chunklets due to Jude forgetting to plug in the freezer where the meat was stored, which resulted in an epidemic of food poisoning that swept the mall.
*The incident caused Jude to blow his first kiss literally with [[Starr]], as he threw up in her mouth.
 
*Another example of the B word being cut off, with Jonesy having to interrupt [[Nikki]]'s fight with Tricia before it gets bad.
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*This episode provides another example of the b-word being cut off, with Jonesy having to interrupt Nikki's fight with Tricia.
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**The first example of this word being cut is "[[The Big Sickie]]," when Caitlin says "You know, you put the 'itch' in 'b-'" before being cut off by Nikki.
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*Jen references a fictional [[Wikipedia:Toronto Maple Leafs|Toronto Maple Leafs]] player named Ronan when she explains why she's in the box so early on.
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*While it's never confirmed, this episode implies that Mandy and Gwen didn't start hanging out with Tricia until after Caitlin and Tricia had stopped being friends, because they seemed genuinely surprised to learn that the two girls were actually friends at one point (such as how Caitlin and Tricia used to go shopping together).
   
 
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"The Khaki Girl"
Episode name reference to/pun on: None.
Jude and Jonesy unintentionally kiss
Season 1, Episode 16
Airdate: CAN: April 10, 2005
USA: July 9, 2009
Directed by: Karen Lessmann
Written by: Jennifer Pertsch (story/writing)
Stacey DePass (story)
Story Editors: Jennifer Pertsch
Episode Guide

The Khaki Girl is the 16th episode of 6teen. It aired in Canada on April 10, 2005, on Teletoon, and in the United States on July 9, 2009, on Cartoon Network. Caitlin learns about a competition to be the next "Khaki Girl" and happily enters, but soon runs into an obstacle: Tricia. Jude gets a date with Starr. Jonesy gets a job as a vendor of Roast Burkey Chunklets.

Plot

Main Plot

Caitlin is at work when Tricia comes up to her with a guy in tow. There, Tricia proceeds to humiliate Caitlin thoroughly, and when Tricia finally leaves, Caitlin angrily shuts down the Big Squeeze so that she can talk out her problems with a friend. Her first choice is Jen, but Jen decides that Caitlin's problems could be more thoroughly addressed with input from Nikki, so they head over to the Khaki Barn. There, they find out that the Khaki Barn is having a competition to find the next Khaki Girl: a real girl whom the Khaki Barn selects to be on their posters and advertise for them. To make things even better, when the man who has come to the store to run the competition spots Caitlin, he immediately declares that he loves her style and has Caitlin sign up.

Caitlin gladly does so, and when Tricia enters the store Jen can't help but brag about how Caitlin will be the next Khaki Girl. Of course, Tricia can't stand the possibility that Caitlin might have an advantage over her in any facet of life, so she signs up as well. Caitlin is upset about this, but cannot do anything about it, and when competition time rolls around she and Tricia end up being the two finalists after Tom eliminates Kristen and Kirsten. Caitlin is not happy about this turn of events, and she suggests that Tricia is not as good as she is at shopping. This accusation wounds Tricia, and when Caitlin challenges Tricia to a shop-off, she readily agrees.

Tom is on board as well, and decides to make the shop-off the deciding factor in choosing the next Khaki Girl. Jen knows that Tricia is a good shopper, though, and decides to enter Caitlin into training. As a result, she refuses to let Caitlin have Roast Burkey Chunklets from Jonesy under the reasoning that the Chunklets are junk food and soon sets Caitlin to work at honing her shopping skills inside the Penalty Box. When Caitlin's training is complete, she heads over to the Khaki Barn with her female friends to engage Tricia in competition.

In the competition, both Tricia and Caitlin prove themselves to be very good shoppers. However, there can be only one, and when Caitlin flawlessly pulls off a perfect combination of texting and shopping, she looks like she's won the position of Khaki Girl. Of course, Tricia won't stand for this, and when she spots her water bottle on the catwalk she gets an idea. Tricia "accidentally" knocks over the bottle, spilling water in Caitlin's path and causing Caitlin to slip and fall. This disqualifies Caitlin and gives Tricia the position of Khaki Girl on a technicality.

However, soon food poisoning sets in for everyone who has had Roast Burkey Chunklets, and Tricia ends up puking all over Tom. The only person who doesn't puke is Caitlin, due to not having been allowed to try the meat, and she ends up being given the position of Khaki Girl by Tom due to his disgust with Tricia. This means that not only does Caitlin get to have her picture put up in the Khaki Barn changing rooms, Tricia is also forced to wear the lemon hat around the mall due to losing out to Caitlin.

Sub-Plot One: Jude's First Date

Jude is sitting by the fountain, laughing at Stanley (who fell in while reaching for a coin), when he notices a pretty redhead laughing as well. Interested, he goes over to chat with her, and she suggests that they see a movie together. Jude happily agrees, and soon he is seated by the Big Squeeze, chatting up a standee to get his confidence up for his first day. Jonesy comes by at this point, and when he hears of Jude's problem–that Jude has never kissed a girl–he first laughs and then begins to give Jude advice about how to properly kiss.

Jonesy continues to do this while working at his newest job, where he's enlisted Jude's help by getting Jude to let him use the freezer at Stick It for storing meat. As he and Jude move the meat into the freezer, Jonesy gives Jude advice about how to not only give a kiss but recognize when a girl wants a kiss. While doing this, though, Jonesy demonstrates using his own face to show what a girl will do and receives an unexpected kiss from Jude, who thought he was reading the signs. When this happens, Jonesy makes an excuse to leave, and Jude is about to plug the freezer in when Starr comes by.

Starr's arrival distracts Jude from his task, and he never does plug in the freezer. However, he and Starr have a good time sitting and chatting at Stick It, and this gives him confidence that they might hit it off on their movie date. His confidence is further bolstered when Jonesy hands him some chick flicks to help him learn what girls like and some chunklets to keep him energized.

That night, at the Gigantoplex, everything seems to be going smoothly for Jude. He and Starr are having a good time watching the movie, and she's giving him several of the signals that Jonesy warned him about. When she leans in for a kiss, Jude moves to do the same when suddenly his stomach turns and bile fills his mouth. Unfortunately, it's too late to reverse course on the kiss, and Jude ends up puking in his girlfriend's mouth and all over her face.

Sub-Plot Two: Roast Burkey Chunklets

Jonesy has gotten a new job for a new business in the mall: an outlet that sells a product called Roast Burkey Chunklets. These food items are made of a combination of roast beef and turkey, and are delicious. When Jude allows Jonesy to keep the meat in the freezers at Stick It, Jonesy's life is made much easier, and soon a craze for the chunklets sweeps the mall.

Jude forgot to plug in the freezer, however, and that means that the meat turns rotten. When Jonesy traces the rash of chunklet-related food poisoning back to the freezer, he is exceedingly disappointed, as not only is the entire mall sick but he also did everything else right for his job. Of course, he still gets fired, and Ron threatens him with an investigation for food poisoning.

Quotes

  • Caitlin: (whispering) You know I work here! Why are you humiliating me in front of Brad?
    Tricia: Because it's fun.
  • Jen: You know that Leafs player, Ronan? He was in here earlier, and I told him he sucked.
    Crusher: Boo!
    Jen: Well he does! I call three goals in a season pretty sucky!
  • Tricia: That's not a very nice thing to say. It's true, but it's not very nice.
  • Wyatt: What smells so good over here and where can I get some?
  • Jonesy: Okay. Using tongue is optional. I prefer a little tonsil hockey now and then, but that's just me.
  • Jonesy: It's all about reading the signs.
    Jude: What signs?
    Jonesy: Well, it's all about body language. She'll lean in toward you, probably even touch you, then she'll open her mouth slightly and close her eyes, and that's when you go in for the kill.
    (Jonesy demonstrates what the girl will look like. Jude leaps up and kisses him.)
    Jonesy: (disgusted) Aah! Dude, what're you kissing me for!
    Jude: I thought I was reading the signs, man!
  • Caitlin: Why are you ruining this for me?!?
    Tricia: Because I can.
  • Jonesy: (handing over some tapes) Here. These are for you.
    Jude: Are they dirty?
  • Kirsten: Nikki.
    Kristen: Nikki.
    Nikki: Clones.
    Caitlin: Mandy.
    Jen: Gwen.
    Gwen: Jen. Caitlin.
    Mandy: Nikki. Caitlin.
    Caitlin: Tricia.
    Tricia: Caitlin. New loser friends of Caitlin.
    Nikki: Oh you stuck up little bi-
    Jonesy: OKAY! Who wants some chunklets, huh?
     
  • Starr: "HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    (Starr runs through the theater screaming, her face covered in vomit.)
    Jude: Come back! I've never barfed on a girl before! Gimme another chance!
  • Jen: Hey Tricia, nice hat.

Trivia

  • Goof: Chrissy's line at the end of the episode is clearly voiced by Lauren Lipson, Kristen's voice actor. It is likely that the line was recorded for Kirsten but the animators made Chrissy say it.
  • Jonesy's job: seller of Roast Burkey Chunklets, a combination meat product snack
    Reason for firing: He sold spoiled chunklets due to Jude forgetting to plug in the freezer where the meat was stored, which resulted in an epidemic of food poisoning that swept the mall.
  • This episode provides another example of the b-word being cut off, with Jonesy having to interrupt Nikki's fight with Tricia.
    • The first example of this word being cut is "The Big Sickie," when Caitlin says "You know, you put the 'itch' in 'b-'" before being cut off by Nikki.
  • Jen references a fictional Toronto Maple Leafs player named Ronan when she explains why she's in the box so early on.
  • While it's never confirmed, this episode implies that Mandy and Gwen didn't start hanging out with Tricia until after Caitlin and Tricia had stopped being friends, because they seemed genuinely surprised to learn that the two girls were actually friends at one point (such as how Caitlin and Tricia used to go shopping together).

Gallery

Video

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Season 1
Take This Job and Squeeze ItThe Big SickieThe Slow and the Even-TemperedA Lime to PartyDeck the MallThe Sushi ConnectionThe Five Finger DiscountBreaking Up with the Boss' SonEmployee of the MonthIdol Time at the MallThe Fake DateMr. Nice GuyThe Girls in the BandClonesyStupid Over CupidThe Khaki GirlThe (Almost) GraduateBring It OnThe SwamiCecil B. DelusionedThe Birthday BoyEnter the DragonOne Quiet DayIt's Always Courtney, Courtney, Courtney!The One with the Text MessageBoo, Dude6teen: Dude of the Living Dead
Seasons: Season 1Season 2Season 3Season 4Hour-Long Specials
See also: Episode Guide