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[Jonesy is talking to his friends as they walk through the mall.]
Jonesy: "...and I got it."
Nikki: "What are you rambling about? You're a secretary at a travel agency."
Jonesy: "A secretary? I'm a call center representative."
Jen: "I've never seen you this excited about work before, Jonesy."
Jonesy: "A, my desk has a giant LCD screen, and c, they have high-speed internet."
Wyatt: "Which means b, you don't actually have to do any real work."
Jonesy: "I get paid to play video games all day!"
[Jonesy and Jude hi-five. They come upon Jonesy's workplace. A girl is already inside.]
Jonesy: "Hey, that must be my co-worker." [shaking her hand] "I'm Jonesy, the new guy."
Joanie: "Hey. My name's Joanie." [Jonesy takes a seat. His friends walk up to Joanie.] "Can the new guy help you?"
Caitlin: "We're just here to wish Jonesy good luck on his first day."
Joanie: "Doesn't need luck. We get paid to play video games all day."
Jonesy: "I just told them the same thing!"
Joanie: [to Jonesy] "What's wrong with your friends?"
[Jude and Wyatt are staring at her.]
Jude: "You're pretty."
[The girls roll their eyes. A call comes in, but Joanie ignores it.]
Jonesy: "Aren't you gonna answer that?"
[Joanie crumples up her finished cup of soda and tosses it into the trash.]
Joanie: "Woohoo! Three points!"
[Trying to upstage her, Jonesy also makes an attempt. His misses.]
Joanie: "What do you think you're doing? You have work to do!" [after a beat] "On your free throw shot!" [She hands him a travel brochure, and Jonesy begins practicing.]
Jonesy: "Ahhaha! I like your style!"
[Jonesy and Joanie toss brochures at the trash. All of them miss.]
Nikki: [watching] "Look, Jonesy's got a new playmate. Isn't that sweet."
Jude: "She's not sweet. She's smokin'!"

The opening credits roll.
The title of this episode is
Opposites Attack

[The girls walk up to the Khaki Barn.]
Jen: "I don't think I've ever seen Jonesy so happy in a job."
Nikki: "Well, he seems to be getting along great with that Joanie girl."
Caitlin: "Wow, Nikki! I'm totally impressed by your self-control!"
Nikki: "You've lost me."
Caitlin: "You don't sound jealous at all that Jonesy is working with that–"
Jude: [skating past] "Smoking hottie!" [losing control] "Whoa!" [He crashes into something.] "Ow!"
Nikki: "Jealous? Please. I'm happy that Jonesy's finally found his dream job."
[The girls walk inside and bump into Jen's older sister.]
Jen: "Courtney!" [happily] "What are you doing here?"
Courtney: "I'm just in town to run some errands. Don't tell Mom, or I'll get roped into a big family thing."
Jen: [winking] "My lips are sealed."
Courtney: "Hey Caitlin. You're just as pretty as I remember."
Caitlin: "Thanks, Courtney!"
Courtney: [to Nikki] "And you're, uh, fun too, Nikki."
Nikki: "Nice to see you too, Courtney."
Courtney: "I gotta go. Bye!"
Caitlin: "Bye!" [Courtney leaves.]
Jen: "Me too, my shift starts in five. Sorry about the drive-by Courtneying."
Caitlin: "I thought she was lovely."
Nikki: "You would." [Jen leaves.]
Chrissy: "Omigosh, it's the cutest ever! Mohair mini-sweater dresses!"
The Clones: "EEEEEE!"
Kirsten: [looking at Nikki] "They wouldn't look good on you, Nikki, you're too big-boned for mohair."
Nikki: "I'm gonna introduce you to my fist bone if you don't quit your cackling!"
[The Clones gasp and rush away from Nikki.]

[Jen has made it to the Penalty Box.]
Coach Halder: "Masterson! We kick off in five minutes, and you waltz right in here like it's a halftime show!"
Jen: "I'm right on time, Coach."
Coach Halder: "Save your excuses! By the way, where do we keep the ping pong paddles?"
Jen: "In the ping pong paddle aisle? Bottom shelf."
Coach Halder: "I don't know where anything is around here! We need a storewide inventory, pronto! And you're team captain! Thanks for volunteering."
Jen: "Yes. Coach." [She walks over to Jude, who is looking at skateboards.] "I hate inventory! Counting every sports sock, every golf ball–it's so mind-numbingly boring!"
Jude: "I love mind-numbing. One day, I counted every single blade of grass on my front lawn."
Jen: "O-kay."
Jude: "But I lost count after eight hundred and seventy-five thousand when I went to take a pee and forgot to mark my spot where I left off. So, I started again."
Jen: "That's great, Jude. Sounds like you'd be great for inventory. How about it?"
Jude: "Sure, bra."
Jen: "Great! Now all I have to do is convince Coach."

[Jonesy walks into Burger McFlipster's and has a seat at the counter, where Wyatt is working.]
Jonesy: "Hey Wyatt. I'm on my second break."
Wyatt: "But you only started work an hour ago."
Jonesy: "I know! My new job rocks! Give me two orders of chicken fingers."
[Joanie walks into work and has a bite of the chicken fingers off of the plate Wyatt is eating from.]
Joanie: "Studies show that eating spicy chicken fingers improves employee performance."
Wyatt: "Ozh...me...ahh."
Joanie: "Is he slow?"
Jonesy: "Slow with the chicken fingers? Yes."
[Wyatt quickly gives Jonesy and Joanie their orders. The two walk out and Wyatt sighs. Suddenly, a spitball slams into his eye.]
Wyatt: "AAAH!"
Joanie: "Yes! I totally nailed that one!"
Jonesy: "You are a true artiste."
[Jonesy and Joanie walk away laughing. Wyatt sighs.]

[Ron drives by the table with Pokey the Panda sitting in the back under arrest.]
Jonesy: "Joanie has the best ideas. And not for saving the planet or anything! Fun stuff, like water balloons!"
Nikki: [annoyed] "Yeah. She's a real giver."
Wyatt: "I become this babbling idiot whenever Joanie's around!"
Jonesy: "No, you think?"
Wyatt: "She's just so smoking hot!" [Nikki looks at him angrily.]
Caitlin: "You're never gonna guess who we ran into today!"
Jonesy: "You should hear Joanie's belch! It's louder than this!" [He belches. A louder belch comes from behind him.]
Joanie: "Jonesmiester."
Jonesy: "Jonesmiester."
Caitlin: [annoyed] "Go ahead! Guess!"
Jonesy: "Is break time over?"
Joanie: "Don't worry. As long as we're only three minutes late from a break, no one can say anything, but it adds to a whole day of paid vacation every year!"
Jonesy: "Oh, man, that is genius! Huh, Nikki?" [He and Joanie walk away.]
Nikki: "Jonesy, didn't you forget something?" [She purses her lips for a kiss.]
Jonesy: "Oh yeah." [He comes back and grabs his soda.] "Bye everybody."
Caitlin: "Ahem! We saw Courtney!"
Nikki: "Ugh!" [She gets up and stomps away.]
Caitlin: [to Wyatt] "I tried."

[Jonesy is playing a game when Joanie sets a box on the counter.]
Jonesy: "What's that for?"
Joanie: "It's a donation box to help the hungry."
Jonesy: "Who's hungry?"
Joanie: "Me. Wasn't I cute?" [Jonesy looks at the old picture of Joanie on the box.]
Jonesy: "Isn't that, like, wrong or something?"
Joanie: "Jonesy, Jonesy, Jonesy. People don't make donations to help the poor and hungry. They do it to make themselves feel better. And for the tax write-off." [to an old lady] "Donate a dollar for the hungry?" [The old woman drops a coin in the box and moves off.] "Score! Curly fries, here we come!"
Jonesy: "You're my hero."

[Coach Halder is interviewing Jude.]
Coach Halder: "So, Masterson tells me you want to play on the Penalty Box team."
Jude: "Yes sir, Coach dude!"
Coach Halder: [holding up his hand] "Quick, how many fingers?"
Jude: "Uh...four?"
Jen: [whispering] "No, five!"
Coach Halder: "That's right, son! Four fingers, one thumb! Most morons would have answered five. You, me, and Masterson are in a boat. We need to lighten the load if we're gonna win the race. Quick, who do you throw overboard?"
Jude: "Her?"
Jen: "What?!?"
Jude: "Jen's the best swimmer."
Jen: [flattered] "That is true."
Coach Halder: "I'd sink like a stone! Nice. You're hired!"
Jude: "Sweet! I'm hired!" [He hi-fives Jen.]

[Jonesy and Joanie are at Wonder Taco.]
Joanie: "Four orders of spicy curly fries, please." [She dumps some money out of the box onto the counter.] "I know this looks bad, but the fundraisers have to eat too."
Julie: "Uh-huh." [She goes off and gets them their food.]
Jonesy: "I bet I can eat these in five seconds or under."
Joanie: "No way. I'll take that action. Let the fry-off begin!"

[Wyatt and Caitlin are walking through the mall. Suddenly, Caitlin stops.]
Caitlin: "Wyatt, look!" [Joanie feeds Jonesy a curly fry.] "Did you see that? Joanie's feeding Jonesy curly fries!"
Wyatt: "Maybe Jonesy's just really hungry?" [Caitlin doesn't comment.] "I tried."

[Jen walks up to Jude, who is counting bras.]
Jen: "Inventory sucks."
Jude: "No, bra, I love it. Kind of like guided meditation." [counting] "One sports bra, two sports bras, three sports bras–"
Jen: "Just stay out of Coach's way. He bites."
Jude: "No problema, amiga."
[Wyatt and Caitlin run into the store.]
Caitlin: "Jen! We have a total emergency!"
Jen: "Bigger than that pile of sports bras Jude is counting?"
Caitlin: "Way bigger." [She pulls Jen out of the store.]

[The party has moved to the Khaki Barn.]
Caitlin: "Maybe you should take a seat first, Nikki."
Nikki: "Caitlin, I'm busy. I don't have time for this."
[The store is empty of all save Wyatt, Nikki, Jen, and Caitlin.]
Nikki: "Fine. So I'm not busy. Can you make it quick anyway?"
Caitlin: "Brace yourself. Joanie was feeding Jonesy curly fries."
Nikki: "And?"
Jen: "Aw, Nikki! If you need a hug–"
Nikki: "I don't need a hug! Why should I care if Joanie gave Jonesy something to eat?"
Jen: "Let her hear it, Caitlin."
[Caitlin pulls out her cell phone and shows Nikki an animation of a girl feeding a guy and having him fall in love with her.]
Animation: "The way to a boy's heart is through his stomach."
Nikki: "What was that?"
Caitlin: "Girl Talk podcast. Never miss it."
Nikki: "Uh, I refuse to take dating advice from some stupid cell phone." [She snatches it away from Caitlin.]
Caitlin: "Hey! That's my stupid cell phone!"

[Three skaters ride through the Penalty Box, off a ramp, and back out again.]
Skater #1: [to Jude] "Wicked."
Skater #2: [to Jude] "Yo."
Skater #3: [to Jude] "Dude."
Jen: [seeing the ramp] "Jude! Where did that come from?"
Jude: "I had to take the boxes out of the stockroom to count them. And, a ramp was born."
Jen: "We gotta get rid of this right away!" [The skaters come through again.]
Coach Halder: "Why are there so many little punks in my store?" [seeing the ramp] "What is that?!?"
Skater #3: "Your store rocks, coach dude." [He buys a skateboard and walks away.]
Coach Halder: [sniffing the bills] "Ah, the sweet smell of profit! I can't remember the last time Masterson hit a home run like this! How'd you like to join our sales team, Jude?"
Jen: [shocked] "What?!?"
Jude: "Store's got a harsh vibe, dude. Not sure if it's really my scene."
Coach Halder: "Then make it your scene! Lace up your skates, boy, 'cause you're my new right-winger!"
[Jen gapes.]

[A long line of customers is waiting to get service at the travel agency.]
Jonesy: [playing a game against Joanie] "Your king is dead and your village is in ruins! Surrender, foe!"
Joanie: "Whatever, dork. You think you can defeat me that easily?"
Jonesy: "Aw, man. How'd your army get so big so fast?"
Sophisticated Man: "Ahem. Do you have any tickets for the Museum of Civilization?"
Joanie: "No, but I just plunged his civilization back into the Dark Ages! Now what do you say?"
Jonesy: "Congratulations, Joanie. You are now the builder of civilizations."
Joanie: [wrestling with him] "You're a disgrace to the Jonesmiester name!"
[Jonesy and Joanie laugh as they wrestle. After some time, they settle down, looking romantic. Nikki and Caitlin come by.]
Caitlin: "Can I please have my cell phone back?"
Nikki: "Only if you promise to stop talking about Joanie and Jonesy."
Caitlin: "I won't bring it up again, swear!"
[They look towards the agency booth and see Jonesy and Joanie wrestling. Nikki gapes in astonishment.]

[A while later, Jonesy is still trying his moves on her.]
Jonesy: "I call this move 'The Jaws of Jonesy!'"
[A teenage guy walks past.]
Joanie: "Whoa. Dude is cute. Think you could let me go?"
[Jonesy lets go of Joanie. Joanie takes out a five dollar bill and walks over to the guy.]
Joanie: "Excuse me. I think you dropped five bucks." [The teenager shakes his head no.] "Oh, it's not yours? Then how about I use it to buy you a coffee?"
Jonesy: [watching] "Girl has some slick moves."

[Lots of people are in the Penalty Box drinking energy drinks. Jen is serving them.]
Jen: "Would you like some energy drink, ma'am?" [She pours one.] "How about you, sir, energy drink?" [She pours one.] "Ugh, I can't believe stupid Coach listened to stupid Jude! I have better things to do than serving people!"
Coach Halder: "Boy, this store has never been busier! I nominate Jude for MVP!"
Jen: [doing a spittake] "WHAT?!? But it's his first week! I've never been the Most Valuable Player!"
Coach Halder: "You call that team spirit, Masterson? Just look at the customers Jude brought in!"
Jen: "Customers buy things! These people are just here for the free drinks!"
Coach Halder: "Well, you just can't put a price on karma. Jude told me that."
[Jude skates up to them.]
Jen: "Jude, skateboarding's forbidden in the store!"
Coach Halder: "Jude says it helps him think. What have you got for me now, Lizowski?"
[Jude thinks.]
Jen: "Don't hurt yourself!!!"
Jude: [haltingly] "I think the store needs some lava lamps."
Coach Halder: "Love it! Masterson, why didn't you think of lava lamps?"
Jen: "Because this is a sporting goods store?"
Coach Halder: "You're not thinking outside the Penalty Box! Five-minute foul!"
[Jen sighs and heads over to the box to take her penalty. Nikki and Caitlin walk in.]
Nikki: "This can't be happening!"
Jen: "I know! Coach has lost his mind! He loves every one of Jude's crazy, skateboard inspired ideas!"
Caitlin: "Nikki's talking about Jonesy and Joanie. We saw them hugging."
[Jen gasps.]
Jen: [breathless] "Hugging? Are you sure?"
Nikki: "They were like this!" [She demonstrates on Crusher.]
Crusher: "Well hello, beautiful."
Nikki: [shoving him away] "Uh, I don't think so." [to her friends] "What if Jonesy has fallen for her? I guess some guys might find her sort of cute."
Caitlin: "More like gorgeous! And they have so much in common! They're practically two peas in a pod!" [She notices the look on Nikki's face.] "I'm just gonna stop talking now."
Jen: "Wait, slow down, Nikki. Have you even asked Jonesy what's going on?"
Nikki: "No." [She sighs.] "Guess I owe the lunkhead that much. We're supposed to catch a movie in an hour. I'll talk to him them."
[The loudspeakers in the Penalty Box crackle. Suddenly, whalesong begins to drift over the speakers.]
Jen: "They're playing–whale music?"

[Nikki walks into the Gigantoplex and sees Jonesy standing in line–with Joanie.]
Nikki: "Jonesy, I thought we were going to see a movie."
Jonesy: "We are, Joanie's gonna join, cool?"
[Nikki looks at them for a moment.]
Nikki: "Ha! The more the merrier!"

[The three are watching the movie. Jonesy and Joanie are enjoying themselves; Nikki is not.]
Jonesy: [taking some popcorn] "Man, are those people ever stupid!"
Joanie: [taking some popcorn] "The monster who smelt it, dealt it!"
Nikki: "Um, guys? You're getting popcorn all over me."
Jonesy: "Okay, I'll hold it."
Joanie: [tugging on the popcorn bag] "Jonesy, quit hogging the corn."
Jonesy: "Sorry. Can you still see, Nikki?"
Nikki: [face blocked by the popcorn bag] "Oh, totally. Why don't we just get another tub of popcorn?"
Jonesy: "Because Miss Charity Donation Box there wasted her time on German tourists! What are we gonna do with deutschemarks?"
Nikki: "Huh?"
Joanie: "I don't discriminate. I'm an equal-opportunity scammer. Plus, I've always wanted to go to Berlin."
Jonesy: "They have the best industrial German music."
Joanie: "Over there, they just call it music."
Nikki: [annoyed] "Last week, you didn't even know where Germany was."
Jonesy: "Joanie schooled me."
Joanie: "Someone has to educate." [to Nikki] "Sorry."
Nikki: [irritated] "I'm going to get some jujubes."
Jonesy: "Make that two."
Nikki: "Excuse me?"
Jonesy: "Right, sorry, make that three. Don't want to leave out Joanie."
Nikki: [annoyed] "Perish the thought."

[The movie ends, and Jonesy and Joanie walk out into the theater lobby.]
Joanie: "Thanks for the laughs, Jonesmiester. See you at work." [She walks away.]
Jonesy: "Later." [looking around for his girlfriend] "Nikki?"

[Lava lamps have been placed in a circle. Jen, Jude, and Coach Halder are sitting on yoga mats in the center of the circle.]
Jude: "It's called the art of soft sell, dude."
Jen: "The soft sell?"
Jude: "If you merch it, they will come."
Coach Halder: "Can I still threaten them if they can't make up their minds?"
Jude: "No, dude. Love conquers all."
Jen: "But what if you haven't made your sales quota? You can't just stand there."
Coach Halder: "Masterson! Keep your helmet on! I want to try this soft sell thing."
[Coach Halder walks over to a police officer who is looking around. He grins at her awkwardly, and she walks away from him. Coach Halder comes back to his employees.]
Coach Halder: "Even though she didn't buy anything, I like how it makes me feel. Sort of like a–a big–uh, fuzzy penguin or something."
Jude: [bowing] "You're on your way, dude."
Coach Halder: [bowing] "Thanks. Dude."
Jen: "Uch!"

[Nikki is talking to her friends by the Big Squeeze.]
Nikki: "I got tired of watching them bond, so I bailed in the middle of the movie."
Caitlin: "I can't believe Jonesy would do that. No more lemonade for him!"
Jen: "Guys can be such jerks sometimes!"
Wyatt: "Joanie's ssoooooo hot!"
[Wyatt's friends look at him awkwardly.]
Wyatt: "I just realized I'm the only guy at this table."
Nikki: "I appreciate the support guys, or rather girls, but this is between me and Jonesy."
Jonesy: [walking up to the table] "Hey guys! Hi Nikki."
Nikki: [getting up] "I gotta get to work." [She leaves.]
Jonesy: [watching her go] "What's her problem?"
Jen: "What's her problem? What is your problem! How could you do that to Nikki?"
Jonesy: "Is this about the extra butter on the popcorn? I know how Nikki hates that."
Caitlin: "We saw you hugging Joanie."
Wyatt: "And feeding her curly fries."
Jonesy: "Wait. You guys don't think I like Joanie?"
Jen: "I can't talk to you right now." [She leaves.]
Wyatt: [sighing as he leaves] "Say hi to Joanie for me, since I obviously can't."
Caitlin: "I have nowhere to go, but I'm still leaving!" [She closes the Big Squeeze and leaves.]
Jonesy: "Guys, lemme explain!" [looking around] "Fine. I don't need any of you. I'm a lone wolf! I am an island!"

[Jonesy is despondently sitting around at work when Joanie pulls a prank on him. Joanie laughs. Jonesy doesn't join in.]
Joanie: "It's no fun when you don't react. Who put salt in your sugar shaker?"
Jonesy: "Nikki thinks we have a thing."
Joanie: [laughing] "You've got to be kidding. Us? No way."
Jonesy: "Dude, I know! I mean, I realize it's difficult to resist my natural charms and good looks."
Joanie: "I've always been more of a guys' girl. But I do know a thing or two about women. Show Nikki how much she means to you, and she'll be putty in your hands."
Jonesy: [energized] "Hey! Did we ever get those tickets for that museum thing? Nikki loves museums!"
Joanie: "How should I know?"
Jonesy: "Right. I'll check it out myself. Thanks, Jonesmiester."
Joanie: "Anytime, Jonesmiester."
[They bump fists, wiggle fingers, and bump elbows before Jonesy gets to work on trying to find the tickets.]

[The Penalty Box is totally Zenned out. Even Coach Halder is wearing a tie-dye shirt.]
Coach Halder: "Oh, this can't be! Maybe if I carry the zero." [He scribbles on his clipboard.] "No."
Jen: "Face it, Coach! The sales figures are terrible! We haven't sold a thing all week!"
Jude: "Go with the flow, Coach."
Jen: "Flow? Ahh!"
Jen's thoughts: I gotta do something. Before we're all out of a job.
[Jen gets an idea. She pops a gumball into her mouth and blows a bubble that pops just as Coach Halder is starting to relax.]
Coach Halder: "What was that? Gum? I hate gum!"
Jen: "Little offside gum chewing, Coach. Not a big deal. Just go with the flow, right?" [She blows a bubble and lets it pop.]
Coach Halder: [calming down a bit] "May the sales force be with you." [He walks away.]
Jen: [angry] "I have only begun to fight."

[Nikki is with the Clones inside the Khaki Barn.]
Kirsten: "We're like, sorry about your messed-up love life, Nikki–"
Chrissy: "We are?"
Kirsten: "If you wanna cry, we won't take pictures for our blog." [The Clones titter.]
Nikki: "Leave now, or I force-feed you garbage."
Kirsten: "Last time we try to be nice." [They walk away. Jonesy holds two pieces of paper out to Nikki.]
Nikki: "Khaki Barn reserves the right to reserve service to jerks."
Jonesy: "Aren't you even gonna look at the tickets?"
Nikki: "I couldn't care l–" [She gasps.] "You got tickets for the new exhibition? I've been dying to see it!" [cynical] "Wait. How did you know?"
Jonesy: [pointing to his ears] "These babies actually work, you know."
Nikki: "I don't know, Jonesy. You like spitballs, belching, and–well, I don't. Maybe you should be with someone like Joanie." [Jonesy laughs.]
Jonesy: "That would be like dating myself. And I already spend too much time with me as it is! I like that when I'm with you, I don't have to start all my stories at the beginning."
Nikki: "Um, that was the sappiest thing I've ever heard. Thanks."
[Jonesy kisses Nikki.]

[Nikki and Jonesy walk past the Penalty Box. Jen watches them jealously.]
Jen: "At least one thing is back to normal."
[Coach Halder is playing with some windchimes. Jen walks up behind him and pops her gum.]
Jen: "You okay, Coach?"
Coach Halder: [stressed] "Never been more chill."
Jen: "So you don't mind that my socks don't match."
[Coach Halder takes a look.]
Coach Halder: [twitching] "No–problema–amiga."
Jen: "Oh, look. A chocolate stain on my Penalty Box jersey. No biggie, right?"
Coach Halder: [hyperventilating] "I accept the path of love."
Jen: "You're gonna let me get away with that? That's it! I give up!" [She bumps into Jude.] "Oof!"
Jude: "Whoa!"
[The pitcher of energy drink that Jude is drinking flies into the air and lands on the head of a mannequin, causing it to fall into a pyramid of basketballs that avalanche, crashing into a ski display and a tennis ball display. The tennis balls pop out of their tins and bounce around the store, adding to the chaos. Eventually, everything stops. Coach Halder's face turns red.]
Coach Halder: "MMMMAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSSOOOONNN!!!!" [taking charge] "Spit out the gum change that jersey match your socks clean up this mess. Jude, you're fired."
Jen: [hugging her boss] "Thank you! Thank you! Oh, and Jude, no hard feelings."
Jude: "About what, bra?"
Jen: "Aw, thanks!"
Jude: "No, seriously, about what?"
Coach Halder: "Masterson! I can't believe you let me hire this lunkhead! Red card! You're on probation!"
[Coach Halder and Jude leave. Jen's shoulders sag.]
Jen: [depressed] "I. Give. Up."

Season 3 Scripts
Sweet 6teenBaby, You StinkSelling Out To The Burger ManThe JournalSilent Butt DeadlyThe New JonesyWrestlemaniaPrank'd2-4-1Another Day at the OfficeOops, I Dialed It AgainHow the Rent-A-Cop Stole ChristmasInsert Name HereAll Pets Are OffJ is For GeniusBicker Me NotLove At Worst SightThe One with the Cold SoreDouble DateFashion VictimsWhoa, BabyCheapskatesOpposites AttackMr. and Mr. PerfectDate and SwitchLife Slaver
Seasons: Season 1Season 2Season 3Season 4Hour-Long Specials
See also: Episode Guide