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This page lists jobs that Jonesy has held throughout the series. Those under "Employee" are ones that he has been hired to do, while those under "Self-Employed" refer to the various scams and schemes he has conducted.

Employee[]

Season 1[]

Episode Employed as Reason for Firing
Take This Job and Squeeze It A worker at The Soda Hop Ten minutes after he was hired, he hit on the hostess, who happened to be his boss's daughter.
The Big Sickie Amusement park employee Was never seen fired, although it was implied that he snuck the rest of the main six into the amusement park without his boss knowing.
The Slow and the Even-Tempered Mall Security officer (assistant) Let Jude have the keys to a display car that Jen ended up driving into the mall fountain.
A Lime to Party Main employee of The Party Lime He threw a huge party that attracted noise complaints from the mall patrons. When Jonesy found out that Caitlin may have to move The Big Squeeze to a strip mall due to low sales, the partygoers rolled the lime away, leaving a destructive mess in its wake.
Deck the Mall Santa's helper elf Hit on Yummy Mummy.
The Sushi Connection Beauty consultant at Huntington's department store He loaned Caitlin a dress on display for her date with Kyle Donaldson, which she got covered in puke while riding the Vomit Comet. He tried to return the dress, but was caught doing so.
The Five Finger Discount Employee at Things That Beep He unintentionally stole a plastic pen.
Breaking Up with the Boss' Son Employee at Stereo Shack He was awful at his job, forcing Nikki to pay off his debt. When she did so, Darth released Jonesy from his position.
Employee of the Month Secret shopper Nikki rewrote Jonesy's evaluations into blatant lies as retaliation for getting her converted into one of the Khaki Barn clones. (However, the evaluations were lies to begin with.)
Idol Time at the Mall Wyatt's manager and memorabilia seller When Jonesy and the rest of the main six didn't show up at Wyatt's audition despite promising to, Wyatt rewrote the lyrics and made them social pariahs. Wyatt, however, decided to give up his chance at stardom to get his friends back, resulting in Jonesy losing his job.
The Fake Date Salesperson at Booktropolis It is never stated why he was fired, although Jonesy does point out that he was fired at the end of the episode.
Mr. Nice Guy Employee at the Staple Hut Ditched work to go on a double date with Wyatt.
The Girls in the Band Pokey the Panda He continuously set a bad example for children and was generally being a bad influence.
Clonesy Temporary employee at the Khaki Barn Either his time ran out or he was fired for taking an "extended lunch break" with Nikki.
The Khaki Girl Seller of Roast Burkey Chunklets, a combination meat product snack Jude forgot to plug in the freezer, causing the meat to go bad. This resulted in Jonesy unintentionally selling spoiled chunklets to mall patrons. As a result, everyone in the mall got food poisoning and started to vomit.
The (Almost) Graduate Worked at Engrave This (1st job) He misspelled the word "Christmas" because he didn't know there was a "T".
Greeter God at Albatross & Finch (2nd job) He saw the other Greeter Gods and Goddesses picking on Caitlin and wasn't going to stand for it. In revenge, he started misbehaving.
Bring It On Salesperson at the Penalty Box He turned the store into a daycare while watching children.
The Swami Entertainment booker for the mall Everyone found out that Jude wasn't a guru at all and demanded refunds.
Cecil B. Delusioned Cameraman for the local news He got an expensive camera broken after he was caught in the ladies' changing room spying on Nikki.
The Birthday Boy Employee at Fruitworld He was continuously talking on the phone despite his boss's unusually strict no phone policy.
Enter the Dragon Employee at Super Terrific Happy Sushi Goofed off during training, didn't understand Hiro's methods, and generally annoyed Hiro and his assistant.
One Quiet Day Employee at a toy store Due to him being absent for the shift, several kids broke into the store and walked off with stolen merchandise.
It's Always Courtney, Courtney, Courtney! Photographer at Glitter Shots  Courtney gave him the idea of making fake IDs with Glitter Shots in order to get into Club X-S, an adults-only club. Ron found out about this, resulting in everyone, except Courtney, getting arrested.
The One with the Text Message Employee at Soup Village Was never seen fired and unexplained. The person responsible actually felt bad for doing so and gave Jonesy free soup to take with him.
Boo, Dude Employee at the costume store When Halloween ended, the seasonal employees were laid off. Jonesy, however, wasn't fired.
6teen: Dude of the Living Dead Employee at Not Quite Naked Was not fired; the mall became overrun with zombies, thus making the point of a job moot. (Not only that, but in the end, he was turned into a zombie. Plus, it was all Jude's dream, so he never really had a job at the lingerie store.)

Season 2[]

Episode Employed as Reason for Firing
Going Underground Employee at Underground Video Wayne didn't like his taste in movies, especially Top M16s.
Deadbeat Poets Society Employee at the mall pharmacy Broke an oath to keep customers' information secret by telling Jen about Charlie Dobbs' embarrassing purchases.
Career Day Mall announcer He sent Ron on pointless chases around the mall to emergencies that either he had caused or that were entirely fictional in an attempt to stop him from entering his office.
Fish and Make Up Sold perfume and cologne at a department store Following the switch to the men's side, he sprayed cologne in a customer's face.
Awake the Wyatt Within Waiter at El Sporto's He walked over a floor vent without wearing any underwear and exposed himself to some customers.
Unhappy Anniversary Employee at No Other Clay The "boob bowl" that he made for Nikki as part of their anniversary attracted numerous complaints from parents.
In a Retail Wonderland... Putting up the mall Christmas tree (1st job) Once the tree was up, his work was done, so he was moved to a new station.
Wrapping gifts (2nd job) The Christmas season was ending, and those who worked seasonal jobs were let go. Jonesy, however, wasn't fired from either job.
Welcome to the Darth Side Selling plastic wrap to earn money for the school hockey team None due to this being part of a school fundraiser.
The New Guy Employee at the Strudel Station Was fired, but no reason was given.
Major Unfaithfulness Was hired at Underground Video after it became a subdivision of Taj Mahome Video Fired because once Underground Video became independent and was bought by Wayne, Jonesy was no longer needed to scare off customers. Also, Wayne still hated Jonesy's taste in movies.
Losing Your Lemon Information booth operator He kept giving his customers false information that eventually caused chaos around the mall.
The Hunted Neck model for International Parts Modeling Lydia tackled him, putting his neck in a brace.
Lights Out Nice Lamps vendor Jonesy wasn't present at his position to sell flashlights when the mall had a blackout as a result of a thunderstorm, leaving many patrons to wander around in the dark.
A Ding from Down Under Employee at Burger McFlipster's Tim ordered Wyatt to fire Jonesy, but Wyatt instead gave Jonesy the option to quit or be fired. Jonesy went with the former option, as he always wanted to quit instead of being fired.
The Lords of Malltown Janitor He did a lackluster job of actually putting in the effort to clean the mall, as evidenced by him placing trash everywhere instead of putting it in the garbage bins where they belong.
Smarten Up Mall Guide for senior citizens He showed absolutely no regard for his job and took advantage of any senior citizen he got his hands on as part of a scheme.
Over Exposed Waiter/Host at the Soft Rock Café Jude unintentionally puked in Liza Loman's purse and on her pet dog. Jen wanted to get back at Jonesy for seeing her naked, so she put a picture of a Jonesy on a widescreen TV, publicly humiliating him.
A Crime of Fashion Employee at The Soda Hop As revenge for ruining his date with Amélie, Jonesy threw Robbie into the fountain. He was then arrested.
Girlie Boys Employee at the mall spa Hours after closing, he snuck, Jude, Wyatt, and himself into the spa to give themselves treatments.
Snow Job Worked at CiCi Sombrero's Refused to wear the sombrero, which was part of the store uniform.

Season 3[]

Episode Employed as Reason for Firing
Sweet 6teen Advertising for Caitlin's party After Tricia betrayed Caitlin, he began to tell everyone that the party would suck. Gwen and Mandy found out and quietly fired him for this.
Baby, You Stink Purely Petals Florists employee Due to him not bathing like he normally should, Jonesy's foul body odor made every flower wilt inside the shop.
Selling Out To The Burger Man Mall photographer The camera got broken when Tim punched him.
The Journal Tender of the mall lost-and-found He sold the lost goods, with the original owners later finding them.
Silent Butt Deadly Bathroom attendant at the Soft Rock Café The bathroom incident regarding Nikki hit Jonesy's sore spot, making him prevent the customers from using the bathrooms.
The New Jonesy "After" model for a product line Most people thought the "before model" looked better than he did.
Prank'd Bird watcher and protector for C.R.I.S.P.E.E. None. He quit his job after Jen tricked him into believing he won the lottery.
Another Day at the Office Employee at the banana stand Unknown, although he was told he was fired.
How the Rent-A-Cop Stole Christmas Snowman Caitlin accidentally groped a woman's breasts. Big Steve found out about this and fired Jonesy for inappropriate behavior, thinking that he was the one inside the costume.
All Pets Are Off Selling pets at the pet store He put the pet snakes in the same cage as the pet mice, which resulted in the former eating the latter.
J is For Genius IT advisor at Things That Beep Nikki revealed that Jonesy cheated on his IQ test and wasn't really a genius. Since Jonesy only got the job due to his supposedly being a genius, he was fired on the spot.
Bicker Me Not Selling hot tubs He was caught bathing in one of the more expensive tubs following Nikki giving him the silent treatment, and to help Jude with his paradox issues.
Love At Worst Sight Assistant optometrist at Four Eyes Only He realized that he could sell more glasses if he used a blurry eye chart, and he had one made up so he could increase his commissions. When the optometrist found out about this, he fired Jonesy and recalled all of the prescription glasses Jonesy gave out, as well as Jonesy reimbursing those he scammed.
The One with the Cold Sore Jen's assistant Was fired because he was caught selling Jen's stuff as a side job.
Fashion Victims Assistant cool hunter None of his trends had staying power.
Cheapskates Busboy at El Sporto's He forgot he had a job there while he and Nikki were hanging out with Jen and Griffin.
Opposites Attack Travel agency secretary Was never seen fired. This is the only job in the show that Jonesy doesn't get fired from.
Life Slaver Employee at Boots & Bags Never showed up for work.

Season 4[]

Episode Employed as Reason for firing
Labour Day - Part 2 A clown (entertainment for sick kids) Jen's mom was in labor while Jonesy was working. As he had only gotten the job by impersonating the real clown (Christopher McGraph, who never appeared) and it was unlikely he'd visit the hospital soon, Jonesy told his boss to fire him, who did so confused.
Blast From The Past Employee at Immortal Diamonds He never showed up for work, as he had forgotten where he worked and was only reminded by his (by then former) boss at the end of the episode.
Quit It Unknown Was fired before the episode began.
Kylie Smylie Part of Kylie's security detail Fought Sergeant Beef when Beef attacked Wyatt.
The List Employee at Copy Bats Was never seen fired.
Great Expectations Employee at the miniature golf course His bosses found out about his side scam (the mini make-out golf idea) and fired him.
Out Of This World Blue Alien Vortex Master at The Gigantoplex He insulted the line of patrons, causing Wayne to complain, and thus get him fired from his post.
On Your Mark, Get Set... Date Had a job cleaning vacuum cleaners Unknown, as he was fired before the episode started; however, he did mention that he found the job way too confusing.
Bye Bye Nikki? Part 1 Selling scarves and sunglasses from a cart He abandoned the cart to get a coffee when he realized that nobody wanted to buy from him. Unfortunately, although people wouldn't buy his merchandise, they would steal it, and he ended up losing all of the cart's products to thieves.
Bye Bye Nikki? Part 2 Sales associate at the Bubble Box He popped some of their bubble wrap because he didn't know it was against the rules to do so.

Specials[]

Episode Employed as Reason for firing
Vote, Dude! Worker at a newsstand He ate a candy bar, which his boss considered theft.

Self-Employed[]

Season 1[]

Episode Job Reason for Failure
Idol Time at the Mall Wyatt's manager and seller of various Wyatt-themed memorabilia Quit when Wyatt's mean-spirited song about his friends interfered with his ability to pick up girls. Later, Wyatt gave up his immediate chance at stardom in order to get his friends back, ensuring Jonesy's job termination.
Stupid Over Cupid Running a "Win a Date with Jonesy!" auction Begged Nikki to buy him after all of the possible dates bidding for him sucked; while she agreed to do this, one of the conditions was that she wouldn't have to pay. (These dates were Julie, Vendor Girl, and the cowboy.)

Season 2[]

Episode Scam Reason for Failure
Pillow Talk Admin for Cyberlove, an online dating site As a result of Dustin spilling the beans about the main six's (sans Caitlin) darkest secrets, many girls who signed up for dates with Jonesy found out about his multiple personas and called off their dates with him.
Dirty Work A service that breaks bad news to other people When Stone tried to hire him to break up with Nikki, Jonesy refused and fired himself.

Season 3[]

Episode Job Reason for Failure
Selling Out To The Burger Man Photographer (side job) Jonesy, as the mall photographer, set up a scam where he would sell people pictures. Soon enough, he realized he could get more money by taking embarrassing photos and having the people involved pay to get the print instead of having it get around the mall. This backfired when Jonesy took pictures of the sick customers at Burger McFlipster's, as Tim punched him and broke the camera.
The Journal Pawnbroker (side job) Jonesy found a lot of cool stuff lying around when he worked at the lost-and-found and decided he could sell it. Eventually, however, the real owners came back to claim their stuff. When he couldn't provide it, he was beaten up and his conduct was reported to the mall, who fired him.
Wrestlemania Wrestler He lost his sponsorships when it was revealed that he was winning only because Caitlin kept rubbing him down with slippery cream. (Admittedly, Jonesy didn't know about this, and thought that he was winning fairly.)
Another Day at the Office Impersonating a high-level bank executive (Mr. Loansbury) and giving out loans to teenagers His alibi was already on thin ice because he had given out loans to teens and increased the bank's total loan output by 870%; however, it truly fell apart when the real Ed Loansbury arrived and wanted to know who the young man in his chair behind his desk was.
Insert Name Here Selling people time in which to make out in a prop car in the mall Ron found out about this and shut down Jonesy's scheme.
The One with the Cold Sore Selling Jen's stuff (side job) Jen found out about this and made him stop. Also, the movie shooting ended, and Jen went from being a celebrity to an ordinary girl.
Double Date Seller of bootleg copies of War Star Galaxy Force Ron found out about his scheme and as a result, Jonesy, Robbie, and Darth were thrown in the mall jail while their bootleg copies were confiscated.
Whoa, Baby Selling water bras (termed "Jonesy's Jugs") The water balloons used to stuff the bras developed leaks, and the girls ended up using the balloons that were still full as ammo to throw at Jonesy when he refused to give them refunds.

Season 4[]

Episode Job Reason for failure
6 Teens and A Baby Substitute babysitter for Jen, who had to work Passed Emma Jr. around among his friends in an effort to shirk his responsibilities, and ended up losing the baby, who was picked up by Ron for piloting an out-of-control Zamboni.
Quit It Rock Maniac Battle of the Bands tournament organizer at the Gameatorium and charge entry fees from each participant. People started to eat Nikki's laxative-laced pumpkin muffins. Said muffins then caused people to have severe stomach cramps and fart uncontrollably, forcing them to run to the nearest restrooms. Jonesy had to reimburse the entry fees.
Great Expectations Selling make-out space in various private spots on the miniature golf course where he worked (side job) His bosses ended up finding out about his scheme and fired him.
On Your Mark, Get Set... Date Running a speed-dating service Actually successful; everyone was satisfied with the service, he didn't do anything to interfere with normal proceedings, and nobody else tried to shut him down or make his plan fail. All in all, everything worked out well, and he made some money from the scheme.

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