Jude:(about Mr. Garcia and Emma Masterson) I wonder if they kiss with tongue? Jen and Caitlin: EWWW! JUDE! Jude: What? Did you think they were gonna stay your innocent little parents forever?
Jude: You're gonna make someone very happy tomorrow, Mr. Ball! (later as Jude fails to wrap the basketball properly) Okay, you're starting to get on my nerves, dude!
Wyatt:(near band) Where should we look next!? Jude: What did you say!? Wyatt: I said where should we look? For Caitlin's present? Jude: Huh? Wyatt:(pulling out cash and facing the band) I'll give you $6.75 if you stop playing!
Caitlin: So, did you guys find your secret Santa presents? Wyatt: I had to fight off six psycho bargain hunters for that.
Jonesy: Meet you guys out front. I've got to go return this costume. Nikki: Oooooh, but it's so sexy. Jonesy: Back at you, Rudolph.
Nikki: Vin Diesel gets in an accident and dies at the end! Enjoy!