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- Wayne: There you go. Now watch this a couple times and see if you don't feel better. You can rise above this. See you tomorrow. (He sends a middle-aged woman off with her movie.)
Jude: What's wrong with her?
Wayne: She just got canned from her job as an ad exec, so I sent her home with "Working Woman."
Jude: The one where the chick steals her boss's job and her boyfriend and then gets her thrown in jail?
Wayne: Yep. She's gonna be all right. - Wyatt: Let me guess. Wayne here recommended a life-changing movie to you two.
Jason and Joanie: Mmmm-hmmm. (They leave.)
Wyatt: Don't choke on each other's tongues! - Jude: (disguised as an old woman) Excuse me?
Wayne: GAH!
Jude: I watched "Life's Little Wrinkles" the other day, and I was wondering...
Wayne: ...yeah?
Jude: What's the message of the movie?
Wayne: Well, I'd tell you– (he pulls off Jude's wig) –if you weren't a GUY DRESSED AS AN OLD WOMAN! What is with you, dude?!? - Wayne: THIS is the movie you were supposed to watch: "Dumping Amy!" (to Jude) You gave him the wrong movie, dude!
Jude: Ooooooh...
Wyatt: This is all your fault? (Jude gulps.) I watched that thing TWELVE TIMES because of you!
Jude: All the boxes look the same!