User:Chupamaflablah

Even though I know none of you care, I am nonetheless going to post several detached/trivial facts about myself.


 * I am sixteen years old.
 * I sarcastically congratulate any of you who managed to detect the slight irony of the previous statement.
 * Last time I checked, I was female.
 * Another round of applause for those of you who were able to catch the dry sarcasm in that last one.


 * I have six siblings total.
 * Two older sisters (who are both half sisters on my dad's side; the younger of which I've never met)
 * One older brother (adopted)
 * One younger brother (my only actual full-blooded sibling)
 * One surrogate sister (my older brother's ex-girlfriend who has become a surrogate member of the family)
 * My Brother-in-Law (married to the older of my two half sisters)
 * I am entering my Junior year of High School.
 * I hate Country, Christian "Rock", and Pop music.
 * Though I am a fan of various other genres of music (in particular various kinds of Alternative, Rock, and some Techno)
 * I despise my name because it is so common. Whenever I hear it called, the person who said my name often says they weren't talking about me.
 * Many of my friends have this problem as well.
 * Many people are too dim to recognize my sarcastic sense of humor.
 * The people in my Honors English course annoy me, due to their short-sightedness and lack of vocabulary.
 * I have two very sweet (yet very stupid) Chihuahua-Terrier mix dogs.
 * I do not share the same religion as the rest of my family.
 * My name cannot be naturally translated into either French or Italian, as several of its primary letters are not present in their respective alphabets.
 * Despite attending a supposedly "art-oriented" middle school, creativity was often discouraged by the principal and staff.
 * I am often recognized for being my mother's daughter, instead of myself.
 * I delight in pointing out the stupidity of my peers.
 * Or simply anyone I feel is incompetent.
 * People often interpret this as me viewing myself as being flawless.
 * On the contrary. I am all too aware of the many flaws in my personality, and I'm positive I will find more in the future.
 * It is nigh impossible to hold an intelligent conversation with some one my age.
 * Thus, I often like my teachers, as I can often relate intellectually with them in a conversation.
 * It has been continuoulsly mentioned that I am a very deep observer.
 * However, I often pay very little attention to my surroundings.
 * It takes almost all of my self-control not to take an opportunity to insult some one.
 * As you may have noticed, I sometimes go off on tangents regarding relatively trivial matters.
 * My thoughts often read in the narration style of whatever I have been reading last.
 * I really should write them down, but I'm tragically disorganized and forgetful.
 * I don't generally like sports.
 * However, my Best Friend plays Tennis, and is very passionate about it, so I have developed a soft spot for it.
 * I like to drive by the Tennis courts after school where she's practicing and scream cheers at her as I go by.
 * Half of the purpose being to annoy and/or embarass her.


 * The other half being to genuinely wish her good luck and cheer her on.
 * I strongly dislike Arizona. Do not ask why.