The One with the Cold Sore/Script

''[Nikki and Jude are sitting by the Big Squeeze. Wyatt and Jen walk up.]'' Wyatt: "Hey. You guys hear they're shooting a movie in the mall?" Jude: "Cool." Jen: "Yeah, they're shooting at the Penalty Box and holding auditions for extras at Grind Me!" [Caitlin walks by, covering her lips.] "Hey Caitlin, you hear the news?" [Caitlin doesn't respond.] "Caitlin?" [Caitlin heaves the Big Squeeze open and starts to get out her equipment without moving her lip hand.] Nikki: "Caitlin, what's up?" Caitlin: "Oh, I just feel a yawn coming on, and I want to be ready." Jen: "Caitlin, move your hand." [Caitlin moves her hand, revealing a cold sore on her lower lip.] Caitlin: "I have a lip thingy!" [She begins to cry.] Wyatt: "It's just a cold sore." Caitlin: "It's a lip thingy!" Jude: [looking closely] "Could be a lip zit. I once had a zit on my back that had a life of its own. One morning it was gone, and so was a pair of my shoes." Caitlin: "It's not a cold sore. And it's not a lip zit! It's a lip thingy!" Nikki: "Don't you get those from kissing?" Caitlin: "I got it from a boy, okay? But I'm not saying who. Ugh! I've had it with guys. I'm done with them. I really thought he was The One." [She begins crying again.] Wyatt: "He was The One. The One who gave you a cold sore." Caitlin: "Lip thingy!!!"

''The opening credits roll. The title of this episode is The One With the Cold Sore''

[Caitlin is serving a nerdy customer.] Jude: "I don't know for sure that the zit took my shoes, but it's pretty weird, dudes." Jonesy: [walking up] "Hey Caitlin, you got a lip thingy." Caitlin: "See? Lip thingy. Thank you, Jonesy." Jonesy: "Yeah. Right. So anyway, big news!" Nikki: "Yeah, they're shooting a movie." Jen: "And they're auditioning at Grind Me." Nikki: "Are you gonna audition?" Jonesy: "Of course! I was born for this! I'm going to be a star! Anyone else want to try out?" Caitlin: "I'd love to! But I'm gonna need some industrial strength cover-up first." [Jen, Wyatt, and Jude get up.] Jen: "I need a coffee." Wyatt: "I need java." Jude: "I'm craving Nice Cinnabuns." Nikki: [standing up] "Let's go." Jonesy: "If you're coming for moral support, I don't need it." Nikki: "I'm coming to watch you make a fool of yourself." Jonesy: "That's not very supportive."

[There is a line stretching out the door of the coffeehouse barricaded by a red velvet rope.] Darth: [halting the friends] "Ron and I are movie set security. If you're here to audition, move to the back of the line." ''[Jonesy and Caitlin sigh and head to the back of the line. Jen, Wyatt, and Nikki go on ahead.]'' Ron Hughes: [on the phone] "Lindsay what? Checked into a hospital for exhaustion? SHE'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!" [more calmly] "Tell her to call me, I have the perfect part for her in an upcoming project." [to his assistant] "We need to fill the Natalie role." [to Kirsten] "Any acting experience?" Kirsten: "I played Goldilocks in the fourth grade!" [acting poorly] "This porridge is too hot." Kristen: "Omigosh! That was so good! I could like, smell the porridge!" Kirsten: "Don't. That's way too many calories." Kristen: "Can you smell calories, or do you have to eat them?" Kirsten: "Don't be silly. Anything you can smell you can eat." Kristen: "Oh no! Am I fatter?" Ron Hughes: "Non-speaking parts only. Next!" ''[At the counter, Jen, Wyatt, and Nikki have received their drinks. Jen takes a sip.]'' Jen: "Owga! Hop coppy! Burned my lips!" [Her lips swell up.] Wyatt: "Burned her lips. Rookie mistake." [He blows on his coffee and then takes a sip.] Jen: "I'm late. See you guys later!" ''[Jen walks forward and trips over a wire just as behind her, the director's assistant puts a fan down and turns it on. When Jen looks back at the fan, her cheeks are rosy, her lips are large, and her hair is blowing in the wind.]'' Ron Hughes: "Full lips, rosy cheeks, flowing hair like a young Jessica Alba! Can we get Jessica Alba, no, okay. You're going to be a huge star!" Jen: "Be? A huche star?" Ron Hughes: "Ooh, trouble with the English language, but that is so hot in Hollywood these days!" [quietly] "We've got our Lindsay replacement." [shaking hands with Jen] "Ron Hughes, director! You've just landed yourself a supporting role!" Jen: "Okay!" Caitlin: [rushing up] "Wait! What about me?" Ron Hughes: "Cute. Shame about the cold sore." Caitlin: [walking away disappointed] "Lip thingy." Jonesy: "Dude, glad you dig my stepsister, but you're going to love me." Ron Hughes: "No thanks. Next!" Jonesy: "But–" Ron Hughes: "NEXT!" [Ron and Darth leap in to drag Jonesy away.] Wyatt: "Hey Jonesy. Do you want–" Ron Hughes: "You've got a part!" Jonesy: "What?" Wyatt: "Me? Really?" [Nikki walks up.] Ron Hughes: "You're in too." Jonesy: "Oh come on!" Nikki: "I would say no, but..." Darth: [to Jonesy] "So long, Solo." [He and Ron escort Jonesy out.] Nikki: "...this is way too much fun." Jonesy: "Let go of me you little–ow!"

[Those who got into the movie are looking over the script.] Nikki: "Wow. You got nine lines." Caitlin: "You're gonna be a star, Jen!" Jonesy: "Nine lines won't make you a star." [Kristen and Kirsten run up giggling.] Kristen: "Hi Jen. Congrats on being...famous." Kirsten: "Yeah, totally. Like, hi. We just wanted to say that. Hi." Jen: "Hi?" Kristen and Kirsten: "She said hi to us! EEEE!" [They walk away.] Wyatt: [to Jonesy] "You were saying?" Jen: "That hot coffee burned my throat. I need to get some lozenges." Caitlin: "You can't run your own errands, Jen! You're an actress! You should get an assistant! Jonesy can do it." [Jonesy glowers at her.] "You'd get to be on set." [Jonesy continues glowering.] "It's the perfect way to get noticed!" Jonesy: "Hey, yeah! What do you say, Jen?" Jen: "Uh, okay. But screw up, Jonesy, and you're fired!" Jonesy: "Story of my life." Jen: "So can you get me some lozenges and meet me on set?" Jonesy: "You know it." Jen: [happy] "I've got a wardrobe fitting! EEE!" [She walks off, Jonesy in tow.] Wyatt: [walking off] "We should check in with the extras." Nikki: [to Caitlin] "See you later." Caitlin: [unhappy] "Yeah, bye." ''[Caitlin is alone at work. Jude skates up to the Big Squeeze.]'' Jude: "Still bummed about your lip zit?" [Caitlin nods.] "As someone once said, don't let a zit get you down, bra." Caitlin: "Who said that?" Jude: "Well I did. Just now." Caitlin: "Maybe I need some retail therapy." [She closes the Big Squeeze.] Jude: "I'm gonna cheer you up, Jude style!" [He leads Caitlin away.]

''[Jonesy walks into the Penalty Box with the lozenges and cheers up the instant he sees the movie set. He goes over to Jen and shakes the lozenges.]'' Jen: "Oh, thanks, Jonesy. I'm going into wardrobe, so uh, take a break." Jonesy: "Gee, thanks." Wyatt: [looking across the corridor] "Hey, there's Caitlin." [Caitlin is holding the hand of someone obscured by a display.] "She's–with someone." [Caitlin grins at the guy she's with.] Nikki: "I thought she swore off guys. Well that lasted a whole half hour." [The three friends quit paying attention just as Jude yanks Caitlin away.] Caitlin: "Jude! Huntington's is having a sale! Where are we going?" Jude: "You'll see, bra."

''[When Jen comes out of wardrobe, everyone gasps. She looks like a movie queen.]'' Ron: "Gah!" Coach Halder: "Masterson! You look like a badminton player crammed into a peewee uniform! Drop and give me twenty!" Jen: "But Coach!" [She sighs and bends over, exposing herself for a panty shot.] Coach Halder: "Ggh–erm–bad idea. Let's find the rest of your uniform." [He holds out a hockey jersey.] Ron Hughes: [leading Jen away] "Tell your bodyguard to clear set. Alright, let's get ready to roll!" Coach Halder: "Bodyguard? Oh-ah-em-erm, alright, I can do that. Hey you! Nondescript male! Eyes down! Five-minute foul for major misconduct!" [The guy he's barking at walks over to the penalty box.]

[Jude's hands are over Caitlin's eyes.] Jude: "We're at my favorite store, dudette!" ''[Caitlin giggles. Jude removes his hands, and she gasps.]'' Caitlin: "The Cheapo Bin? Jude, the dollar store has nothing for someone like me." ''[Jude gently guides Caitlin inside. A short time later, she has found a lot of stuff she likes.]'' Caitlin: "Look at all the stuff I got for six bucks! A porcelain rooster, an ice cube tray, whatever this thing is, a DVD of a show I've never even heard of? Who knew spending so little money on stuff you don't need could be so fun! What'd you get?" Jude: "A ghost costume and a rubber band." [He draws back the rubber band and shoots it.] Stuart Goldstein: [hit] "What the?!?" Caitlin: "But it's not Halloween." Jude: "They have them here all year except Halloween! You ready for more Jude therapy?" Caitlin: "Soon as I drop off my bags!"

[Jen is having her makeup reapplied.] Jen: "Jonesy, could you get me a lemon whip?" Jonesy: "Fine, whatever." Wyatt: [looking outside] "There's Caitlin again." [Caitlin is walking with a guy in a ghost costume.] Jen: "Who's the ghost?" Nikki: "Caitlin's new man." Jen: "I thought she swore off guys." Caitlin: [noticing her friends] "Hi guys!" [She and the ghost wave.] Wyatt: [waving back] "Whomever he is, Caitlin seems a lot happier than she was this morning."

''[Jonesy is waiting by the Big Squeeze when Caitlin comes in to drop off her bags. Jude is with her, costume under his arm.]'' Jonesy: "Superstar wants a lemon whip. And one for me while you're at it." Caitlin: [making the drinks] "So how's it going over there?" Jonesy: "Being an assistant stinks! And that director has no eye for talent." [He takes the drinks.] "Thanks." Caitlin: "Seeya!" Jonesy: "Later." Caitlin: "Where to next, Jude?"

[Jen is talking with an actor.] Phoenix: "Move to L.A. Mountains, sunshine, plastic surgery for pets..." Jen: "Sounds amazing. I'd love to." [Jonesy hands her a drink.] "Oh, Phoenix, this is my assistant, Jonesy." [She takes a sip.] "Hwaah! This is way too bitter!" Jonesy: "Don't look at me! Caitlin made it." Phoenix: "Whoa! Don't let your assistant talk to you like that." Jonesy: "Actually, I'm her step–" Jen: [interrupting] "My uh, stepping stone to a better assistant who doesn't talk so much!" [handing over her drink] "I want it sweeter, and uh, get it right this time!" Phoenix: "Good help is so hard to find." Jen: "Tell me about it."

[Caitlin and Jude are on the Vomit Comet, waiting for it to start.] Caitlin: "I don't know, Jude. This thing makes me puke." Jude: "Today is about running through hurdles, bra!" Caitlin: "I thought you were supposed to jump over hurdles." Jude: "Over, through, under, whatever it takes to get past them! Fear is nothing to be afraid of unless you let it scare you, dudette!" ''[The rollercoaster starts. Caitlin's phone rings, and she answers.]'' Caitlin: [panting] "Nikki?" Nikki: "Hey. Whatcha doin'?" Caitlin: [panting] "I can't hear you!" Nikki: [louder] "So how's the no-boys thing going?" [Caitlin sees the drop up ahead and gasps.] Caitlin: [to Jude] "I'm so nervous. I don't want to go too fast. Eenh. Eeeennh. AAAH!" Nikki: "Caitlin? You there?" [The rollercoaster is doing loops and twirls.] Caitlin: "EEEENH! AAAAHH!" Wyatt: "Is she still crying about her cold sore?" Caitlin: "WEEENH! EEEEEE!" [panting] "AAAAAAHHH! WOO! AAAAH! OOOOH! AAAAH!" Nikki: "Uh, I don't think Caitlin's crying." Caitlin: "UNH! OOH!" [She laughs.] "WOOHOO! YEAH! WHEE!" [The coaster slows to a stop at the start of the ride.] "Oops." [exhilarated] "Oh my gosh, that was amazing! Let's do it again!" Wyatt: "What was that?" [Wyatt and Nikki stare straight ahead, shocked.] Ron Hughes: "Okay, people! In this scene, you've just learned that spring break has been cancelled! So look shocked!" [noticing Wyatt and Nikki] "Oh! Love it! Everyone copy these two. And...action!"

''[Jonesy walks up to the stand with the drink. The stand is open, but Caitlin is nowhere around.]'' Jonesy: "Caitlin? Great. Now I have to make their drinks myself." ''[He enters the stand and starts working. Three pre-teen girls arrive at the store.]'' Pre-Teen Girl #1: "Three lemon whips, please." Jonesy: "Hey! I don't work here! I'm just trying to fix a drink for Jen Masterson, superstar! Because this one was too bitter!" Pre-Teen Girl #1: [shocked] "Jen Masterson drank from that cup? I'll give you ten bucks for it!" Jonesy: "You can't be serious." Pre-Teen Girl #1: "Fifteen! Twenty's all I got!" Jonesy: "Sold!" [The girls take the cup and squeal.] "Spread the word! I've got tons of Jen Masterson stuff!" [to himself] "When opportunity knocks, make sweet sweet lemonade."

Ron Hughes: "And...cut! That's a wrap for the day, people! Helen, can you give me a B-shot before I-plots?" Nikki: [to Wyatt] "So, it sounds like Caitlin's falling fast for this new guy." Jen: [to Phoenix] "I definitely think my next project will be more of an indie. Those are the films that win all the awards." Phoenix: "That's what I keep telling my agent!" Jen: "Ugh, agents! Don't get me started!" [They walk away.] Wyatt: "Wow. Jen's really getting into this acting thing." [A bunch of screaming fans are outside the Penalty Box, held back by Darth.] Jen: [taken aback] "Um, hi." Coach Halder: "You, out of the way! You, out of the way!" [turning to his stars] "Okay, Toby Crashed! Follow me into the end zone, Masterson!" [bulldozing through the crowd] "Out of the way! Out of the way! Out of the way!" Wyatt: "Whoa. I guess Jen really is a star." Nikki: "All the world's a stage, and we're just extras."

''[Jude and Caitlin come back to the Big Squeeze. Caitlin is snacking on a snow cone.]'' Caitlin: "Why do they call–" [taking a nip] "–the blue one raspberry? It should be blueberry." [Caitlin takes another nip, and Jude takes a nip as well.] Jude: "Definitely raspberry. Gotta pee, be right back." [He walks away.] Nikki: [spying on Caitlin with Wyatt] "Look at her! Messy hair, smeared makeup? She's been making out." Wyatt: [seeing someone approach] "Is this our mystery man?" Nikki: "No, just Jude." Caitlin: "Thanks so much for today, Jude. I'm having the best time." [She plants a kiss on his cheek.] Jude: "Me too, dudette. Plenty more where that came from. Let's bounce!" [Jude and Caitlin walk away while Wyatt and Nikki just stare, shocked.] Nikki: "Could Caitlin's new guy be–" Nikki and Wyatt: "Jude?"

[Jonesy is inside the Big Squeeze, mixing up a drink.] Wyatt: "Hey. Have you been here all night?" Jonesy: "Since six A.M.! And that's after Jen made me do her laundry last night so she could 'part-ay' with Phoenix and the other 'act-tours.'" [He exits the stand carrying a garbage bag.] Wyatt: "What's in the bag?" Jonesy: "Jen's stuff. Clothes, toothbrush, a few baby pictures. You won't believe what people are willing to pay for this stuff now that she's famous. Gotta go. Her majesty awaits." [He leaves.] Nikki: "You know, if Caitlin and Jude were dating, they'd tell us." Wyatt: "You're right. It was just a kiss on the cheek." [Caitlin and Jude walk up.] Caitlin: "Hi guys." Jude: "Hey dudes." ''[Jude sets his ghost costume on the table, and Nikki and Wyatt gasp. Jude has a cold sore.]'' Nikki: [freaked out] "Hey Jude, is that a cold sore?" Jude: "A lip zit. I ate too much junk food at the amusement park yesterday." Wyatt: [to Caitlin] "You seem happier today." Caitlin: "Yeah, I guess I am." Nikki: "Could it have something to do with a certain...guy?" Jonesy: "Has anyone seen one of Jen's pink socks?" Wyatt: "No. Why?" Jonesy: "I've got a buyer for the pair, but I can only find one in the bag. I must have dropped it." [He rushes off to find it.] Nikki: "So Caitlin–" ''[She stops. Caitlin and Jude have disappeared.]'' "–and she's gone."

''[Jen is guarded by Coach Halder and Jonesy while inside the Penalty Box. She hands Jonesy a clipboard.]'' Jen: "Here's a schedule and a list of things to do. I don't pay you to stand around, Jonesy!" Jonesy: "You don't pay me at all! In fact–" [He stops when he sees the director walking by.] "I am a professional who aspires to exceed my employer's expectations. I'll memorize this list and be ready when you call me to action." ''[Ron drives up in his cart, and Coach Halder and Jen get in. He drives off.]'' Kristen: [as the cart goes by] "Jen I love you! Jen I love you!" Jonesy: [as soon as Jen's gone] "Any of you girls interested in buying an official pair of Jen Masterson socks?" [The girls swarm Jonesy.]

[Wyatt and Nikki are walking through the mall.] Wyatt: "Ah, If Jude and Caitlin are dating, it's gonna change things! First you and Jonesy, now Caitlin and Jude–aw, that leaves me and Jen!" [Ron drives by with Jen.] Nikki: "Can you see them together? I mean, Caitlin shops for sport! And–" Wyatt: "Jude throws wet toilet paper at the ceiling in the loathsome washrooms!" Nikki: "See? That is so not Caitlin."

[In the washrooms, Jude is teaching Caitlin the art of the wet toilet paper toss.] Jude: "You're up. Focus...stay on target." [She tosses it up, and it sticks.] "Sweet! Our work here is done." Caitlin: [giggling] "So where to next?" [Jude and Caitlin have made a smiley face on the ceiling.]

[The where to next is the pet store.] Caitlin: [petting a bunny] "I never knew you played with animals, Jude. That's so nice." Jude: "The rabbit thinks so."

[Nikki and Wyatt are inside the Penalty Box.] Wyatt: "Even if they are dating, I'm sure they're taking it slow." Caitlin: "Hey guys! Look at our baby bunny! Isn't he sweet?" [to the bunny] "Okay, come with Mummy and Daddy." Nikki: "Mommy and Daddy?" Wyatt: "We'd better tell Jen and Jonesy."

[There is a line by the fountain to get autographs from the cast.] Little Girl: [holding out one of Jen's baby pictures] "Would you sign this for me?" Jen: [shocked] "Where did you get this?!?" Jonesy: "Uh-oh." ''[He bolts. Jen's phone rings.]'' Jen: "Hello?" Nikki: "Jen?" Jen: "Nikki?" Nikki: "We've gotta talk. We think Jude and Caitlin are dating." Jen: "What? Come to the fountain, I'm sighing autographs." [She hangs up.] Wyatt: "Signing autographs?" Nikki: "Well, la-di-dah."

''[Wyatt and Nikki come to the back of the long line for autographs. When they see how long it is, they cut to the front.]'' Darth: [stopping them] "Back of the line, stargazers." Wyatt: "We're not fans, we're friends!" ''[Darth points to the back of the line, and the two head there. A while later, they're finally at the front, only for the autograph session to be over and Ron to have driven off with Jen.]'' Darth: "Time's up. Autograph session's over." Nikki: "Oh, where's she going now?" [She calls Jen.] Jonesy: [answering] "Jen Masterson's phone." [He has people thrusting money at him.] Nikki: "Jonesy? Why do you have Jen's phone?" Jonesy: "'Cause some actor told Jen that cell phones cause brain tumors, and Jen said better me than her." [to a fan] "30 bucks for the yearbook, there's good stuff in there." Nikki: "We think Jude and Caitlin are dating." Jonesy: "No way! Twenty for the pillowcase, drool and all." Nikki: "We gotta talk. Where'd she go?" Jonesy: "Khaki Barn. Meet you there in five."

[Jen is using the changing rooms at the Khaki Barn.] Kirsten: "Come out, and we'll tell you how super-hot you look, no matter what." Jen: "I love having this store to myself. Being a celebrity shopper rocks!" [Nikki and Wyatt walk up.] Kirsten: "Uh, the store's closed, Nikki. We have a celebrity shopper?" Nikki: "Uh, I work here, Kirsten, and that celebrity shopper is my best friend." Jen: "Nikki?" Wyatt: "Jen! We think Jude and Caitlin are dating!" Jen: "What?!?" [She throws the door open, not remembering she's in her underwear.] The Clones: "Whoa." Jonesy: "Seen it." Coach Halder: "AAH! Female undergarments! Oh my god!" Jen: [shutting the door] "Oops. Sorry. Are you sure?" Wyatt: "Jude's got a cold sore! We saw them kiss!" Nikki: [at the same time as Wyatt] "They've got a rabbit! Jude's the one in the ghost costume!" Jen: [exiting the changing room] "Okay, okay. What do we do?" Jonesy: "Um, nothing? It isn't really up to us." Nikki: "I can't believe that I'm saying this, but I think Jonesy's right." Jen: "Do they know that we know?" Nikki: "Uh-uh." Jen: "Then we'd better tell them."

[Jude and Caitlin are sampling ice creams.] Jude: "Mmm. Quite nice, ice cream girl." Caitlin: "Hmm, I don't know. I think we should try the mint chocolate chip." Vendor Girl: "Are you going to buy any ice cream or not?" Jude: "Uh, no thanks." Caitlin: "We're full." [They leave the store.]

[Phoenix and Jen are making out inside the Penalty Box.] Ron Hughes: "And cut! That's a wrap. Break set. Love your work, people." Jen: "Phoenix, if I move to L.A., do you th–" Phoenix: "Great working with you, later." [He walks away.] Jen: "That's it? Later?" ''[She sighs and walks away. She comes across some pre-teen girls wearing her clothes.]'' "Hey, that's my shirt! And my hat!" Pre-Teen Girl #2: "They're ours, we bought them!" Jen: "From who?" [They point at Jonesy.] "JONESY!" Jonesy: "What you want now?" Jen: "Alright, who bought stuff from this scammer?" [everyone's hands go up] "I want it back right now!" [A little boy walks up to her.] "Whatever it is, hand it over." [He spits out a retainer into her hand.] "Ew! My retainer?" Jonesy: "You don't need it anymore. Your teeth look great." Jen: "You are the lowest, dirtiest–" Jonesy: "Oh, come on! You've been a total diva for the last two days! You've yelled at me for everything I've done wrong, and not once thanked me for a thing I've done right. Putting on a show for your Hollywood friends. You may be in a movie, but when you get home, you'll find you have no socks!" Ron Hughes: "Wow, great monologue. Real drama. You really should have auditioned for the movie, you totally would have gotten a part." [Jonesy slumps as the director walks away.]

[Caitlin and Jude are lying on a blanket by the fountain.] Caitlin: "Ugh, all that ice cream made me feel sick." Jude: "Yeah, but at least it made you sick for free." [He farts.] "Sorry. Dairy makes me gassy." [He lets out two more toots.] Caitlin: [laughing] "Jude, stop it!" [She farts.] "Oops. Pistachio makes me gassy too." [Caitlin and Jude have a laughing, stinky fart party.] Nikki: "Hey." [All four friends have arrived.] Caitlin: "Oh, I guess the movie shoot's over. Hi guys!" Nikki: "Hey...we just want to tell you that we know what's going on here." [Jude and Caitlin sniff the air.] Jude: "Is it bad?" Caitlin: "Sorry." Wyatt: "It's not bad at all. Whatever you guys need to do is cool with us." Jen: "Totally. Jonesy and I heard too." Caitlin: "All the way over at the Penalty Box?" Nikki: "It's been kinda hard to miss." Jude: [taking a whiff] "Whoa, dudes. I must be lactose intolerant." Wyatt: "We want you to know that we're here to listen. Whenever you're ready." [Caitlin and Jude look at each other.] Jude: "If you say so!" [He and Caitlin break into their fart party again.] Jen: "Eww!" Nikki: [sarcastic] "That went well."

[The friends are gathered around the usual table.] Caitlin: "I can't believe you guys thought Jude and I were dating." Jude: "For shame, dudes." Caitlin: "I was taking a break from boys. Though I had a date last night, and I'm seeing him again today. EEEE!" Wyatt: "I guess we had it all wrong." Jen: "I had it all wrong too. Sorry I got so bossy." [She laughs nervously.] "Boy, is fame fickle." Jonesy: [handing Jen some money] "Sorry about your stuff. Here. Treat yourself to some new socks." Jock: [hustling up to the table] "Uh, Caitlin? I'm gonna have to cancel our date tonight." [The teenager reveals he has a cold sore on his lip before running off.] Caitlin: "Too bad. I really thought he was The One." Wyatt: "He was The One. The One you gave a cold sore t–" Caitlin: "Lip thingy!"